Hi Tyler.

mesmerizinginnocence:

You don’t want to live out of your car? Great! That’ll be (insert ridiculous number here), your soul, and the soul of your unborn child! (Utilities not included) I hope you enjoy the 425 sq ft you can’t afford to furnish! & don’t forget to enjoy your youth!

sassyasianchick:

you just sang this in your head…

- If Morgan Freeman Read the Insane Delta Gamma Sorority Letter

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coketalk:

I can’t stop laughing at this.

lounginglackadaisically:

My best friend for the last three days. Sorry, @julietteboo .

It’s ok. I’ll be here for you when you want human friends again. I love you forever BFF!

Syrup: Four types of women.

lounginglackadaisically:

I’m going to LA in august. That’s the news. I’m not very good at hyping things.